Portrait loop
Monstera deliciosa 'White Monster'
Firefly still to Artlist, 8s, silent.
Not yet generated.
Monstera deliciosa 'White Monster'
Firefly still to Artlist, 8s, silent.
Not yet generated.
Resident no. 06 · The expensive one
Monty
Monstera deliciosa 'White Monster'
Beautiful, slow, and structurally incapable of feeding himself on one whole side.
Where they sit
Floor
Signature prop
The price tag, never removed.
Voice
League · British
Questions routed here
Variegation, expensive plants, light requirements, scorch
Why they're like this
Left column is the character. Right column is the plant. They are the same column.The bit
What they say
“This entire side of me cannot photosynthesise. I've never pretended otherwise. I cost more than everyone here combined.”
The botany
Why it's actually true
The white sectors have no chlorophyll and cannot photosynthesise. He needs more light than anyone and burns more easily than anyone, which is the most demanding possible combination and which he regards as a personality.
Ask the Shelf
They answer at length, mostly about themselves. The box is the part that's true.What They're Actually Telling You
- No questions answered yet. This is where the corrections go, one per answer, always in base ink.
- The box is the Management speaking. It never jokes, never hedges, and is never voiced aloud.