Portrait loop
Dionaea muscipula
Firefly still to Artlist, 8s, silent.
Not yet generated.
Dionaea muscipula
Firefly still to Artlist, 8s, silent.
Not yet generated.
Resident no. 08 · Small-time enforcer
Vinnie
Dionaea muscipula · Venus flytrap
All threat, no reach. Three inches tall and unaware of it.
Where they sit
Windowsill
Signature prop
A chair too small for anyone, including him.
Voice
Edge · American
Questions routed here
Carnivores, pests, water quality
Why they're like this
Left column is the character. Right column is the plant. They are the same column.The bit
What they say
“You touched me once. That's a warning. Touch me again and we find out what kind of week you're having.”
The botany
Why it's actually true
Needs two touches on its trigger hairs before closing, so "you touched me once, that's a warning" is literally accurate. Needs rain or distilled water and a genuine winter dormancy.
Ask the Shelf
They answer at length, mostly about themselves. The box is the part that's true.What They're Actually Telling You
- No questions answered yet. This is where the corrections go, one per answer, always in base ink.
- The box is the Management speaking. It never jokes, never hedges, and is never voiced aloud.