Portrait loop
Alocasia

Firefly still to Artlist, 8s, silent.
Not yet generated.
Resident no. 05 · The one who vanishes

Katarina

Alocasia · elephant ear

Katie to her face. Retreats every winter, returns in spring faintly insulted that everyone panicked.

Where they sit
Shelf
Signature prop
A dust sheet over her empty pot from November to March.
Voice
Essence · Indian
Questions routed here
Dormancy, it died and came back, seasonal disappearance

Why they're like this

Left column is the character. Right column is the plant. They are the same column.

The bit

What they say

“What do I do down there? I rest. That is all. You may stop asking now.”

The botany

Why it's actually true

Alocasia dormancy is the single biggest reason people discard living plants. Every year the Management assumes she's gone; every year she returns from the corms. Where she goes is never revealed and never will be.

Ask the Shelf

They answer at length, mostly about themselves. The box is the part that's true.
What They're Actually Telling You
  • No questions answered yet. This is where the corrections go, one per answer, always in base ink.
  • The box is the Management speaking. It never jokes, never hedges, and is never voiced aloud.

Who they can't avoid

Same room. No exits.